As the Scottish would say, our Maitland Mercury sports reporter at large Josh Callinan has been having a hoot in Glasgow.
If he ever decides to hang up his pen and notebook, he has a great future as a travelling diplomat for Oz.
Who else in recent diplomatic history has been stalked by royals, won over the Scottish with an inflatable kangaroo, found time to raise awareness for the incredibly worthy "Beanies For Brain Cancer" campaign and still filed copy for our readers, all while on holiday.
His energy is exhausting just watching him and we can only be thankful he left his best mate Andrew "Parko" Parkinson behind in Maitland to fill the void back here.
Check out his Glasow Eye photo album above and his search for an armadillo by the Clyde on Mossy & Robbo's Glasow Gold. Catch all the episodes at @joshuacallinan
Before cross-dressing for breakfast at the Commonwealth Games and winning gold at the world championships, the Kookaburras unveiled a few moves from the dance floor on tour in India.
Coming from a Celtic background where we favour an Irish jig or highland fling – employed with what can be best translated from Gaelic as poise and rhythm – there’s probably a little too much arm rolling for my liking.
But I can’t help but admire the enthusiasm as the Kookaburras go Bollywood, via Studio 54 and Ibiza.
Check it out:
By the way go Simon Orchard @Orch3
A Tweet from the lovely Ellie Reed, supercross star Chad’s wife: "We will be adding some new twotwo apparel to our website and baby wear in the next few weeks. Will keep you updated."