Michael Clarke is back in action at the World Cup.
Cal and Parko turn their water-logged brains to the trans-Tasman battle at the World Cup.
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Will Parko answer the phone? Can Cal master a one-handed catch and win a $1 million? And are you better to just get wet and not commit the fashion faux pas of wearing a plastic poncho?
The answer to these vexing questions may well be answered in the latest edition of Cal and Parko across the Ditch and Out.
And as American playwright Wilson Mizner said: The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
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